2008-07-14 - CONESPAWN
2007-11-29 - I'm missin' you...right now...right this second.
2007-11-29 - I'm missin' you...right now...right this second.
2007-09-23 - Hmmm...
2007-09-23 - Hmmm...
2007-09-23 - Hmmm...
2007-05-14 - Break up and a B+
2007-03-22 - skipping school
2007-03-22 - skipping school
2007-03-08 - brrrr-mont
2007-02-26 - Oscar buzz off
2007-02-15 - izz muh berfday weekend
2007-02-15 - izz muh berfday weekend
2007-02-15 - izz muh berfday weekend
2007-02-04 - who are you again?
2007-01-19 - i do miss an occasion latte
2007-01-17 - holiday recap
2006-12-21 - the geek factor
2006-12-11 - SHANE IS A GIANT DOUCHE
2006-12-06 - the ex and random classroom applause
2006-11-30 - NOT GUILTY
2006-11-09 - the N word
2006-11-01 - here's a suggestion
2006-10-25 - it's all about self-restraint and good guesses
2006-10-10 - The Wedding
2006-09-29 - pre-wedding excitement
2006-09-25 - I forgot that gays could adopt.
2006-09-21 - livin' on Bell Jar Street
2006-09-11 - 5 years later
2006-09-04 - Fag Harbor
2006-08-23 - -
2006-08-18 - So THIS is where wine comes from?
2006-08-08 - It's just water, I hope
2006-08-02 - ow!
2006-07-16 - Hot enough for ya?
2006-06-16 - Capital punishment & the vacationing gf
2006-06-14 - ouch!
2006-06-04 - -
2006-06-04 - -
2006-06-04 - -
2006-05-30 - pricey parking
2040-02-06 - new com-pooh-tor
2006-05-23 - sugar rush at an odd hour
2006-05-17 - afternoon visit from Burlington's Finest
2006-05-16 - wow and eww...
2006-04-25 - coming soon
2006-03-09 - mean blind people
2006-03-07 - aka Taylor Ham
2002-02-06 - jumping head first into the 21st century
2006-02-21 - rhirtysomething
2006-02-07 - 14 days and I'll be 34 again
2006-01-31 - hmmm...
2006-01-18 - checkin' in...
2006-01-03 - Happy 2006
2005-12-27 - happy b-day, JC
2005-12-21 - Best typo EVER
2005-12-16 - snowy Friday
2005-12-14 - game on
2005-11-22 - No more girlfriends, please.
2005-10-27 - I'm really back this time.
2005-10-26 - BITCHES!
2005-02-17 - get some meds, babydoll.
2005-01-17 - I'm very Nickel Party Conscious
2005-01-10 - Bitches, beer, bacon and Bed, Bath & Beyond
2005-01-05 - back in the saddle?
2005-01-05 - Whoops...sorry.
2005-01-05 - Whoops...sorry.
2005-01-02 - a Dr. Suess moment
2005-01-02 - a Dr. Suess moment
2004-12-26 - Happy Birthday, swollen baby Jesus
2004-09-27 - I wish the lesbians would go away.
2004-09-22 - bonfire incident
2004-09-22 - bonfire incident
2004-09-20 - Long overdue update
2004-17-9 - Swan's not dead.
2004-7-28 - Eggplant colored toe
2004-7-7 - What's my password?
2004-05-20 - it's coming, I promise
2004-04-21 - Hey, it's a free meal.
2004-04-21 - Hey, it's a free meal.
2004-04-19 - In a fight with the Yankees
2004-04-19 - In a fight with the Yankees
2001-08-25 - Bunny Hop(s)
2004-03-19 - update (sort of)
2004-03-11 - The Majestic Return
2003-11-20 - On a break
2003-11-16 - so...so...sleepy
2003-11-11 - elder abuse
2003-11-06 - You're a Pez dispenser, Charlie Brown
2003-11-02 - Jon's in his 3rd trimester
2003-10-30 - Snap, crackle, iMac.
2003-10-29 - and another thing...
2003-10-28 - fancy dinnerware score
2003-10-27 - rain, rain, go away. You whore.
2003-10-23 - another day in paradise
2003-10-22 - God...or whatever You want to call Yourself
2003-10-21 - the mechanics of cars and relatives
2003-10-17 - It's all about The Boone.
2003-10-14 - Damn, I've missed Diaryland.
2003-10-14 - For now, I'm back.
2003-10-13 - Just a regular day in the country
2003-10-08 - I'm gonna call this "Go Yankees."
2003-09-26 - Get a new computer, Swan
2003-09-22 - I live in The Cheese Distict
2003-09-19 - Go to hell, Alyssa Milano.
2003-09-18 - Vroom, vroom.
2003-09-12 - R.I.P. Cash & Ritter
2003-09-09 - Babies are evil
2003-09-08 - children suck
2003-09-01 - Sure, I'll watch your baby
2003-08-31 - Sunday at the fair
2003-08-30 - You want that delivered WHERE?
2003-08-30 - You want that delivered WHERE?
2003-08-29 - The Drinking State
2003-08-20 - So long, New York.
2003-08-19 - My last Monday in Manhattan
2003-08-18 - Bad meat & flashin' the neighborhood
2003-08-16 - Blackout of 2003
2003-08-13 - -
2003-08-11 - Queer TV
2003-08-06 - Another Guinness, please.
2003-08-05 - I don't roll with Don Ho
2003-08-02 - zzzzz
2003-07-31 - Shut up, please shut up. Please?
2003-07-30 - hopeless
2003-07-28 - Hello & Goodbye
2003-07-26 - What am I DOING?!
2003-07-24 - Fly boy
2003-07-24 - Shut up.
2003-07-23 - I'll go if you stop calling me.
2003-07-21 - Maderna
2003-07-21 - Carry Bradshaw, innocent victim
2003-07-20 - Big hats and good books
2003-07-20 - Quiet Saturday Night
2003-07-19 - Freaky Friday
2003-07-18 - The Blair Bitch Project
2003-07-16 - Coo -coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson
2003-07-15 - -
2003-07-14 - Siamese triplets
2003-07-09 - Memo to Ms. Garner
2003-07-07 - Total Loss of Dignity
2003-07-07 - Total Loss of Dignity
2003-07-07 - Dependence Day
2003-07-01 - checkin' in
2003-06-30 - I love a parade.
2003-06-24 - I don't have time to be compassionate.
2003-06-21 - I didn't win the lottery last night.
2003-06-20 - Mets Schmets
2003-06-19 - Mmmm...candy
2003-06-12 - Cake Hat
2003-06-10 - thinkin' out loud
2003-06-08 - bringin' the house down
2003-06-06 - Sweet Caroline
2003-06-05 - Quotable Kate
2003-06-02 - morning commute
2003-06-02 - The Common Cold, Bloody Nate and Missing Michelle
2003-05-29 - Think tank
2003-05-27 - Small talk with serial killers
2003-05-25 - Long, relaxing, rainy weekend
2003-05-20 - hello?!
2003-05-19 - Did you order the rice burrito, too?
2003-05-16 - -
2003-05-08 - -
2003-05-06 - Dirt pills
2003-05-06 - Dirt pills
2003-05-05 - Cinco De Password
2003-05-03 - Pretty puppy
2003-04-30 - the Thorazine Shuffle & Bad Music Choices
2003-04-30 - not dead, just busy
2003-04-24 - Children are great.
2003-04-22 - Nina's takin' a dirt nap.
2003-04-16 - Me no Yankee. Sad long time.
2003-04-14 - A Night At St. Vincent's
2003-04-12 - Flip a coin
2003-04-12 - Deal Breakers & Deal Makers
2003-04-10 - John v. 1.0
2003-04-09 - Me and my vagina
2003-04-08 - To quote Sundaygirl, "WAGON HALT"
2003-04-07 - David Bloom 1963-2003
2003-04-04 - 4-0
2003-04-04 - broken mice and giraffe necks
2003-04-03 - chattin' up the midgets
2003-04-03 - proof of antics
2003-04-02 - Autumn reflections & spare time
2003-04-02 - Dietary concerns
2003-04-01 - Catch yourself
2003-03-31 - Yet another update
2003-03-31 - Smoke up, Johnny!
2003-03-31 - You can quote me on that.
2003-03-28 - Friday
2003-03-28 - Save the drama for your mama.
2003-03-26 - Call her crazy!
2003-03-25 - checkin' in
2003-03-20 - fighting Daddy's war
2003-03-13 - Eddie and Jane are going to die.
2003-03-11 - Sorry, wrong room.
2003-03-06 - Runaway hamster
2003-03-04 - First Impressions
2003-03-03 - -
2003-03-03 - rubber stuff and Hoosier love
2003-03-01 - Hoosier Night
2003-02-28 - Hit me Britney, one more time
2003-02-27 - R.I.P., Fred.
2003-02-23 - 2/21/03
2003-02-21 - Mama done got herself a year older
2003-02-20 - Night O' Cleaning
2003-02-18 - Burnin' ring of fire
2003-02-17 - Who's YOUR favorite president, Shane?
2003-02-12 - Bye bye, dead little pixie
2003-02-10 - I'm in a Green Mountain State Of Mind
2003-02-09 - It's called hobbling, Paul.
2003-02-08 - channel 57 vs. channel 58
2003-02-07 - Use your BRAIN
2003-02-07 - donde esta mi boot?
2003-02-05 - name change
2003-02-04 - mind reading
2003-02-03 - shankin' the bossman
2003-02-03 - The number you have reached...
2003-02-03 - A case of the Mondays
2003-02-02 - Kangaroos and Red Bull
2003-02-02 - Sneaky cow
2003-02-01 - Amanda...Australian for CUNT
2003-02-01 - Shuttle go boom
2003-01-31 - Bitch Mittens
2003-01-31 - Fuck off
2003-01-30 - I should've stayed home tonight
2003-01-29 - When good food turns bad
2003-01-27 - International Food Fight
2003-01-24 - good thing? bad thing?
2003-01-23 - enough already
2003-01-21 - very early
2003-01-20 - Celebrating my blackness
2003-01-19 - Saturday
2003-01-18 - The Worm Incident
2003-01-18 - No, no, no, no, no!
2003-01-16 - Marketing genius
2003-01-16 - Gaydar
2003-01-15 - Gotta have a J-O-B
2003-01-14 - Final Day Of Doing Nothing
2003-01-13 - My winter vacation is over
2003-01-12 - Confession
2003-01-12 - Lazy Sunday
2003-01-12 - dead bee gee
2003-01-11 - Halluncinatingly tired
2003-01-11 - nap time
2003-01-10 - Change of Plans
2003-01-10 - Be right back, gotta go yack.
2003-01-10 - Be right back, gotta go yack.
2003-01-09 - La Isla Vomita
2003-01-08 - hot foot
2003-01-08 - beepbeepbeepbeep!
2003-01-07 - Lazy and patriotic
2003-01-05 - Captain Howdy
2003-01-05 - Vermont, Part II
2003-01-04 - happy 2003
2002-12-30 - Ooooh...spoooooky
2002-12-29 - Television For Women
2002-12-29 - Sheriff Swan
2002-12-28 - So this is Christmas...
2002-12-24 - busted!
2002-12-23 - Denial
2002-12-22 - Weekend at Swan's
2002-12-19 - Ye Olde Piano
2002-12-18 - Trade Center, Schmade Center
2002-12-18 - Fun with cat carriers
2002-12-17 - Flying North for the winter...and then some.
2002-12-17 - I Lovermont
2002-12-16 - Yawn, stretch. Yawn again.
2002-12-09 - Vacation
2002-12-08 - Jesus parties
2002-12-08 - Sunday
2002-12-07 - clean sheets & a bed blowout
2002-12-06 - Free time
2002-12-04 - I'm not dead
2002-11-21 - Speed shopping
2002-11-20 - At least the ferry is free
2002-11-19 - Dial-A-Therapist
2002-11-18 - Lack Of Bladder Control
2002-11-18 - Monday, Monday
2002-11-17 - Thank you, U-Haul lady!
2002-11-17 - Coping skills 101
2002-11-13 - 1,461 days later...
2002-11-10 - cross the river to the Jersey side
2002-11-04 - Hi pretty lady!
2002-10-25 - Coincidence? I think not.
2002-10-24 - Everybody cut, everybody cut
2002-10-22 - Salty
2002-10-21 - sucker punch
2002-10-20 - Letter To The Sniper
2002-10-17 - Carry the 1, Old Maid
2002-10-15 - Snipers & Redheads
2002-10-08 - Steady now...steady.
2002-09-28 - Brushes with death (and umbrellas)
2002-09-18 - Lawng Ovuhdue
2002-09-14 - One year, one month and one day later
2002-09-10 - Sit Moe, sit. Good dog.
2002-09-09 - I'm back
2002-09-08 - Looky Lous
2002-08-28 - Just another manic Wednesday
2002-08-27 - Movie Night
2002-08-27 - His name is Chance
2002-08-24 - Feelin' Groovy
2002-08-23 - Choke me in the shallow water
2002-08-21 - All in a day's work
2002-08-21 - Fire Drill Fun
2002-08-21 - and who might YOU be?
2002-08-20 - I Heart New York
2002-08-19 - Mondays CAN be good
2002-08-18 - Not your typical Saturday afternoon
2002-08-15 - Cracked chests and a rare sentimental moment
2002-08-14 - Once, twice, three times a bypass
2002-08-13 - August 13
2002-08-12 - Workin' 9 to 5
2002-08-10 - Barry White dinner voice
2002-08-09 - Securing my place in hell
2002-08-08 - Havin' my baby
2002-08-08 - Havin' my baby
2002-08-07 - International Super Puppy Model
2002-08-05 - Helpul Hint
2002-08-05 - There IS such a thing as a free lunch
2002-08-04 - Nine Is Enough
2002-08-03 - Real World bed sores
2002-07-31 - Safari animals & The Boss quandry
2002-07-29 - We hit because we care
2002-07-28 - Sugar, Cutery and Blow Job Kelly
2002-07-25 - I am a graceful lady
2002-07-23 - Gash TV and the fancy part of Brooklyn
2002-07-22 - Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
2002-07-18 - I left my breast at Yankee Stadium
2002-07-17 - Babies, bomb threats and old ladies from Ireland
2002-07-15 - You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
2002-07-14 - Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
2002-07-11 - The Countdown begins
2002-07-09 - eating and dying alone
2002-07-08 - just being friendly
2002-07-07 - Driving Miss Crazy
2002-07-05 - Will I need to rent a U-Haul?
2002-07-04 - All that's missing is the rollerskates
2002-07-02 - Can I smoke plastic bottles from now on?
2002-07-02 - undapaynts
2002-07-01 - Watermelon heads, filthy bombs & gay, gay, gay.
2002-06-27 - She earned her law degree at Coo-LOOM-bia University
2002-06-24 - Living life on a need to know basis
2002-06-23 - Swim puppy, SWIM!
2002-06-22 - If the cab falls off the track, do you want your money back?
2002-06-19 - Showering With Convicts and other tales from The Inside
2002-06-17 - General Tsao vs. Osama Bin Laden
2002-06-10 - and every night the men would come around and lay their money down
2002-06-06 - Jesus Christ & Toys R Us
2002-06-05 - squeaky clean?
2002-06-05 - 3 days down, 2 to go. Then I can kill myself.
2002-06-04 - Blind, schmind.
2002-06-03 - Hot gods and jobby jobs
2002-06-02 - May God bless Jersey City
2002-05-31 - Today is all about love and acceptance.
2002-05-29 - Sometimes music is like music to my ears.
2002-05-29 - The carpet matches the drapes.
2002-05-29 - As Eddie Cheddar says, "I'm still alive."
2002-05-23 - Someone needs to make my funeral arrangements.
2002-05-23 - Well THAT'S a relief!
2002-05-22 - Ass Coke
2002-05-20 - Phone Phun
2002-05-17 - Bloated...very bloated.
2002-05-16 - Who's that stylish girl?
2002-05-16 - Goodbye downtown, hello midtown!
2002-05-15 - She's not wooden, she's my neighbor
2002-05-15 - Mo' better jobby job
2002-05-15 - Hey everybody! Look at ME! I'm a ringleader!
2002-05-13 - Lou Rawls and the Aussie Call
2002-05-13 - 100% distilled evil spirits
2002-05-09 - And I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun.
2002-05-07 - I harass because I love.
2002-05-07 - Fun with Entenmann's.
2002-05-06 - I'm going to work for the Post
2002-05-06 - Is his bird riding shotgun?
2002-05-05 - and they said we wouldn't last
2002-05-03 - Fuck you, Piano Man.
2002-05-02 - Does it make me look fat?
2002-05-02 - My face hurts
2002-05-01 - Resting my pretty little head for a moment
2002-05-01 - God bless you
2002-04-30 - Pez good, TV bad.
2002-04-30 - quack
2002-04-29 - Firebug, I think I love you.
2002-04-26 - I think is THIS way, no?
2002-04-26 - Left Eye Go Boom
2002-04-25 - The Lionel
2002-04-25 - Caller, what's your point?
2002-04-24 - Bitchy McCranky
2002-04-23 - Pisces
2002-04-23 - Can I sue?
2002-04-22 - Let's do it for Johnny, man.
2002-04-21 - Oh Canada
2002-04-20 - Aunt Crazy
2002-04-19 - My daughter, the lightning rod
2002-04-19 - Bob
2002-04-19 - southpaw
2002-04-19 - Whoops
2002-04-17 - Mocking the Dead, and other ways of getting into Hell
2002-04-17 - skittles
2002-04-17 - We can lift heavy things
2002-04-16 - scary indian
2002-04-16 - Napoleon
2002-04-15 - and you can tell everybody this song sucks!
2002-04-15 - Pharmacia de sandwich
2002-04-15 - Puffy legs and bad suits
2002-04-14 - Fight Club
2002-04-13 - I gotta git up off this here couch. Where's mama's pryin' rod?
2002-04-13 - First is Worst