Tonight in moot court, I argued a case as a defense attorney for my client who was charged with sexual assault.

The best part is, I didn't even have to revert to the age old, underhanded tactic of toting out the victim as a whore. I did just the opposite, even called a 10-minute recess when I felt she was feeling a bit overwhelmed during cross-examination. If I listened carefully, at that moment I could almost HEAR the jury falling in love with me. Just sayin'.

Vermont bar, here I come.

Swanny Cochran

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