I think I've had the last of my dental work for a while. I had two fillings refilled & a little touch up here and there and an hour later, I was out the door. He came in & shook my hand as per usual but today his hands were wet. I automatically assumed that he just peed all over the bathroom and was sticking his filthy piss hands in my mouth. I'm sure it was just water, but come on. You're a doctor, there's no shortage of paper towels and stuff around the office. Pull it together, goddamnit.

He walked me out to the reception area and told me he was going to miss me because I make him laugh. Awww. But yeah, I'm all good with the non-frequent visits, thanks. See you in January, Dr. Gayest Dentist Ever. And how 'bout some dry hands next time, champ.

In a few short weeks, I'll be in Manhattan for the Sundaygirl/Ryan merger. I'm so jazzed I may go piss all over MY hands.

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