Happy New Year, people.

I'm keeping my word and will update on a regular basis in 2005.

This morning I was walking my dog and realized that she looks a lot like that fucked up looking dog in that Grinch Christmas cartoon. I found some twigs on our walk & when we got back home, tied the twigs to her head and let her parade around the front yard with them for a few minutes until it dawned on me that a) it's technically a cruel thing to do to a dog and b) if anyone drove by and saw what I was doing they'd have confirmation that I'm insane. So I untied the sticks from Gracie's head went in the house. The dog is now throwing me shade but I think I'd have the same reaction if my owner was an asshole, too.

I wonder if this puts me on PETA's watch-list.

xo,
Swan

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